Somebody send a strongly worded letter
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL