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drunknight:

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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liilac-wine:

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

This post genuinely scares me

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